WRITING

2025

Reviewing The Five (Mostly Bad) Movies I've Seen Since Easter

May 11

Kim Campbell and the Biggest L in Canadian History

Mar 14

Last Weekend

Feb 28

Would You Put A Chip In Your Brain?

Jan 17

2024

Thinking about Anora (2024)

Nov 22

The New God

Nov 08

The Summer Day At Marineland

Sep 13

I Saw Some Paintings With My Friend

Jul 12

How To Defeat Mark Zuckerburg Forever

Jun 28

It Would Be Bad To Replace The Student Union With The Blockchain, Actually

Mar 01

The Coming Game Preservation Crisis

Jan 19

2023

Trying To Sell You On Inner Tube Water Polo

Dec 01

Marineland Is Unethical, And Worse, A Bad Theme Park

Jul 07

Thoughts About That New Apple AR Headset Which I Expect To Age Poorly

Jun 29

Have We Considered That Tinder Might Suck On Purpose?

May 26

Spring

Mar 17

2022

If Clifton Hill Sucks So Much, Why Do I Love It?

Nov 18